little nice guy things
i'm failing to see how 'matching t-shirts' fits in with all the other thing's here?
Anonymous

they’re tacky and douchey and deserve to be mocked

Okay I get that his is satire, but aren't some of these things okay like holding a girl during a movie if she's scared? btw you're followers are all idiots
Anonymous

if the girl wants you too that’s fine but guys don’t deserve a medal for stuff like that

and not all of them, but yeah i have some bad ones

"having a black friend" what the fuck is wrong with you? race doesnt matter in relationships
Anonymous

That makes 3 idiots.

for your weed post. It was a god damn ciggy. Dumbass
Anonymous

You are also an idiot.

Your blog is shitty
Anonymous

You’re an idiot.

This blog is pretty ridiculous... Even if you are pretending it's not serious. Also fairly offensive in some respects. Just saying.
Anonymous

I could make this a long drawn out thing about how fucking stupid you are but i think i’m just going to laugh at you and post this so others can laugh at you too.

Hi, my name is Chloe and i’m the oh-so-proud creator of littleniceguythings. As many of you guessed (and hoped), this blog is indeed satire. The original concept of this blog was not to “troll,” it was to see how ridiculous I could get and still have self-righteous “nice guy”-syndrome infected douchebags (the ones that I was blatantly mocking) defend me. The answer I got was “pretty fucking ridiculous”.
Overall, this was an incredibly entertaining experience. I enjoyed reading the seemingly endless amount of arguments my posts created. But i’m out of douchey post ideas and waking up to hundreds of anon messages asking “is this a joke?” isn’t exactly pleasant, so I think it’s time to end this blog. 
So, bye I guess. If you followed this blog knowing this was a joke, I hope it was entertaining. If you followed this blog to try to call out its bullshit, keep challenging these people because even though this blog was fake others like it are very much real. If you followed this blog because you agreed with it, you are a terrible person and I hope you feel terrible and learn from this.
To leave you all on a humorous note, here is a selection of the best/worst/weirdest messages I got:










and my very favorite…

Hi, my name is Chloe and i’m the oh-so-proud creator of littleniceguythings. As many of you guessed (and hoped), this blog is indeed satire. The original concept of this blog was not to “troll,” it was to see how ridiculous I could get and still have self-righteous “nice guy”-syndrome infected douchebags (the ones that I was blatantly mocking) defend me. The answer I got was “pretty fucking ridiculous”.

Overall, this was an incredibly entertaining experience. I enjoyed reading the seemingly endless amount of arguments my posts created. But i’m out of douchey post ideas and waking up to hundreds of anon messages asking “is this a joke?” isn’t exactly pleasant, so I think it’s time to end this blog. 

So, bye I guess. If you followed this blog knowing this was a joke, I hope it was entertaining. If you followed this blog to try to call out its bullshit, keep challenging these people because even though this blog was fake others like it are very much real. If you followed this blog because you agreed with it, you are a terrible person and I hope you feel terrible and learn from this.

To leave you all on a humorous note, here is a selection of the best/worst/weirdest messages I got:

and my very favorite…

Us guys deserve a say in it too!

Us guys deserve a say in it too!